Hall of Fall

‘eyyy Cheeto puffs!

I hope everyone is enjoying this truly glorious season. For us Portlanders, it means the start of rain season. The start of what I like to call the Pac NW Uniform: jeans, rain boots (Hunter, most likely) and a black puffy coat of a reputable brand. So yeah, I’m actually kinda pissed about it but – que sera sera. I live here.

A couple weekends ago, my whole family gathered in lovely Spokane, WA for a visit to my alma-mater Whitworth University. I played volleyball there a decade ago a little while ago and was being honored for my contributions to the team! GO ME.

Here I am in the fieldhouse, with a picture of my thighs me hitting a ball in the background. We also watched the volleyball game and my HOW THE SPANDEX HAVE CHANGED.

In all seriousness though, it was a pretty special and important moment for me and I am still shocked that I was even considered.

Here I am with my former coaches from SFCC (not sure why I look SO incredibly pointy):

And here I am with some of my teammates and coach from Whitworth:

We also attended a Whitworth football game! A first for me.

All in all, pretty dang sah-sweet.

But then we all went to Manito Park and Amy and Shannon met us and my heart exploded with love for my family and of course, Tate was his usual adorable self.

Then we got a family pic taken from the worst angle EVER but whatever.

Before leaving, we sat Tate on a bench to see if he’d let us take his picture and it actually worked!

Happy fall good friends!

Flower Beauty Ultimate 3-in-1 Beauty Sponge Review

Hello all you pistachio macarons!

And welcome to today’s review! I am very pleased to announce that not only have I found a total GEM of a product, but you can get it at Wal-Mart. I KNOW. But I promise it’s worth the trip. And while you’re there maybe pick up a mulled cider candle for $3.33, you can thank me later 😉

And now…ONTO THE GEM!

I wanted the Flower Beauty Ultimate 3-in-1 Beauty Sponge after watching a review this past summer from Kathleen Lights. However, here in Portland, most of the Wal-Mart stores are the mini versions called “neighborhood markets” and unfortunately they do not carry Flower Beauty. And online, this product was often sold-out (although it isn’t now!). So when I was in Spokane last weekend and was able to get to a proper Wal-Mart, I somehow remembered to check the beauty aisle for it. THEY HAD ONE LEFT, lucky me. And I am so glad they did.

THIS SPONGE IS AMAZING guys.

I have used the Beauty Blender, the EcoTools sponge, the Real Techniques one and most recently, the L’Oreal version.

I can safely say that this one from Flower Beauty is right up there with the Beauty Blender, but costs about $15 less.

Of course, these makeup application sponges should largely only be judged after being dampened so that is what I did. This puppy really expands upon being run under water and becomes incredibly soft and springy. The softness of this sponge is really what makes it so amazing. I also really enjoy the shape and having a flattened, pointed edge.

I used it to apply my Clinique Beyond Perfecting Foundation and it blended everything beautifully. I am so beyond impressed and will probably be purchasing a backup or two…that’s how much I love it!

Have YOU tried this sponge? What did you think?

 

Mickey, Meira & Makeshift Forts

Good morning little pumpkins!

As you all probably know, my darling nephew Tate turned 2 a couple of weeks ago. To celebrate, we made the trek over to Kennewick, donned our Mickey (and Minnie) ears and partied hard with lil’ Taterbug.

My mom and I spent Saturday morning decorating her house and I wish I would have taken more pictures because it was SO friggen’ cute.

Auntie Rachel made the perfect Mickey cake you see here. It was delish!

We did however, all have black frosting mouths which reminded me of the following scene from a Pee-Wee Herman movie that used to creep me the F out.

Of course, Tate gobbled it down. He wasn’t sure about it at first…

But then started shoveling.

The party was super fun and Meg did an amazing job of everything, per usual.

OH! And Tate got baby-Wranglers. I. CANNOT. HANDLE. IT.

In other news…

I brought Meira to work the other day because I had driven my car and it was pretty much the best thing. I think I pretty much qualify for a service dog too because just having her with me made my day so much easier. Dogs > Humans.

She looks so sheepish here! She laid right by my desk all day and let everyone pet her and gave her love. Meira is quite simply, the best dog there is.

Also…

One of my favorite things about E is her imaginative and nurturing mind. She absolutely LOVES playing with her babies and is just so precious with them. Her newest baby Charlotte, came with a tiny, front-facing doll carrier that she can wear and it is just about as cute as you could expect. It is so awesome when David and I are doing stuff around the house and we can hear her talking and singing to her babies. I remember doing the same things when I was her age. Gah! The rampant cuteness :).

Anyway, the other day I came downstairs and she asked me for a flashlight. We didn’t end up finding one so I suggested a cell phone light and when I came into the living room to see what she wanted it for, I found this:

It’s a doll fort. And she packed them little bags with clothes and necessities they would need. Just absolutely so darling.

And that’s all for now! Au revoir BBs.

 

TATE IS TWO

Alright my sweet angel baby.

Auntie’s already turned on the ol’ water works over your two years on this earth and she is barely holding it together. So let’s get to it!

Since you’ve turned ONE a whole year ago, you have been a busy little guy.

You really got into the spirit for your second Halloween! I believe Mommy also put you in a Hamburger outfit which I have made you wear multiple times since then against your will.

Your rocked your plaids and Patagonia and harvest festivals were MOST DEF your thang.

Ok but i really can’t stand how sweet your lil face is here.

Facetiming with you on Nana’s iPad and with Mommy really helped me to get through the months where we didn’t get to see each other.

But when I did come to see you, it was always pure bliss. You can bring a smile to my face like nobody else can.

Even though sometimes you resist my love…

And while you’ve NEVER been a good sleeper (sorry Meg), you have always rocked those jammies like a superstar.

Another thing you became ob-SEH-sed with is Mickey Mouse.

Nothing can put you in a trance like Mickey.

And Christmas was just theeee best last year!

Since the new year, you’ve been doing lots of fun things! Such as:

Getting hair cuts from Auntie Shannon!

Eating lots of food. Your favorites are pancakes but we all know how much you’re gonna love candy! Muahahahaaaa

Going on trips!

Here you are at our house!

At the park in Sellwood!

At the zoo!

And of course the Beach!

Seattle!

The weather warmed up at home and you were off to the races!

But of course, all that traveling meant lots of good sleep for Mama.

Recently, you’ve been quite the comedian and even learned the classic “CHEEEEEEEESE!” photo face:

You’ve also decided that in life, pants (and clothing) should be optional.

On our family trip, you got to spend lots of time with your favorite little girl E.

And I learned that taking pictures of you while you’re watching TV or while you’re in your car seat is the only way for you to stay still!

Sometimes, you act like the big two year old boy that you are – and prove that being two really is terrible!

But then you get over it.

You can so many words now! You say Mama, Dada, Papa, bowwwwwwl, oval (ohhh-vuhhl), baby (bee bee), bye bye, go!, yeah-yeah, noo and lots more. You know all your colors, body parts, and most importantly, the difference between a dump truck, tractor and pickup truck! You can shake your head yes and no, wave bye bye, make amazing animal sounds, wrestle, be sneaky and of course giggle for hours (my personal fave).

You can draw too!

There is no little boy on this planet that I love more than you my sweet . Keep being the precocious, sweet, expressive little human that you are.

With all my love,

Auntie Nataweee

 

 

 

 

Natalina Ballerina

Chassé!

Jeté!

Plié!

You guys. I am officially a ballerina.

Well, technically I am not a proper ballerina, since that word is only reserved for professional, principal dancers at a ballet company.  But I am DARN CLOSE.

On a more serious note, YES. I did sign up for Adult Beginning Ballet at an academy in our neighborhood. 18+. no dance experience needed, one hour per week, ballet shoes required. It was a no-brainer.

on my way to class, bun and all

You see, I have been fascinated by ballet my entire life. It is without a doubt, one of the hardest things a person can do and I am just enamored by the pros who make it look easy. I love absolutely everything about ballet, the music, the grace, the costumes, THE BUNS, and just how incredibly beautiful it is.

Being an athlete my whole life, I always felt, basically trained my body to be the polar opposite of a ballet dancer. So I never even thought doing ballet as an adult was a thing.

WELL. Apparently it is!

I signed up with my pal Olga and we were among about 10 others in the class. Our teacher explained about alignment, strengthening our feet and how even at the age of 90, a person can become flexible again. She even mentioned that if we work hard enough, we could learn to go en pointe!

I peed a little.

During the class, we warmed up, did demi-pliés, tondus and elevés. We worked on first and fifth position and having our arms en bas and in the first position. We stretched at the end…which for me, was basically this:

But like, it’s okay because I got to:

  • Wear a bun
  • Put on little tiny dangly earrings
  • Wear ballet shoes and point my feet in them
  • Listen to classical music at the barre

Here’s Olga and I in all our glory at the end of class:

her hands are SO much better than mine

LIVE YOUR DREAMS guys.

live your dreams.

Here we are at the end of our first class.

Big News

Hello all my cinnamon Altoids.

Today I bring a bit of news that is worthy of sharing!

No, I didn’t get stiletto nails.

No, in fact I did not win the 6 foot tall Pusheen plushie from Fuego at the mall.

I did recently cut three inches from my hair (srsly best decision I’ve ever made) but that also isn’t the news.

We bought a house!

Yeah. So rent in Portland is basically like 2039409 dollars a month and while I love the fact that I don’t have to mow a lawn or fix things myself,  I hate the idea of throwing money away. Money that could be spent on more important things like:

The Elektra Cosmetics Bolt Balm in Opal Unicorn

NOT spons’d (i wish)

So, we ponied up and purchased a little place all our own. 1,500 square feet of blissful homeliness with which we can drill all the holes we want. I may even wallpaper you guys!

Anywee, here are the digs:

She’s cute, right? Gotta love a good Cape Cod. It should be noted that my black thumb will likely kill all the plant you see here. Thank God for bark. And river rock. Lots and lots of river rock.

So far, we’ve been buyin’ up a crap load of new crap for the joint. Hat tip to Ikea! We also got a new couch and chairs for the living room which I never want to NOT be sitting on. We’ve painted, hung sh*t up, haphazardly watered the lawn and tried to be organized but you know – it’s a work in progress.

Just got the keys in this blurry, tilted gem of a photo

 

The one and only presentable room, furniture tags still on!

yyyep

Paint swatch! Is it brown or grey? There was a major debate.

We have made more progress over Labor Day weekend as the Megs and Nan graced us with their HGTV-worthy presence. We decided on a paint color for the living room (which is called Krypton. WTF?), Meg chose a new color for the downstairs bath and we nabbed a Pottery Barn-esque mirror from ROSS for $24.99.

Oh, and baby Tate played in our brand new pool in the backyard!

The fact that it’s a wading pool is irrelevant.

I mean look’a that face!

Please comment below if you’d enjoy some “before/after” posts of my humble attempts at decorating this shanty. I’d be much obliged ;).

Drugstore Makeup Haul

G’day chiclets!

Who remembers chiclets? I was all about the white and pink flaves. SO good. But today I am not here to talk about gum. Or even candy.

Today, let’s talk about some random crap I have purchased at various locations!

Ecotools Skin Perfecting Brush

Ok, who else has tried Ecotools brushes because all of the ones I’ve purchased have been amazing. They are soft, hold up well after multiple washings and are pretty inexpensive. I found the above model at Big Lots for $3. I think I’m going back for more.

Miniature Covergirl Lash Blast Mascara

How adorable is this tiny mascara? You don’t really ever see travel sized drugstore mascaras so when I saw this (again at Big Lots) for $1.50 I snatched it up REAL FAST. And a sidenote: why don’t more drugstore brands make travel-sized mascaras? They would KILL. I hope this ones still in good condish seeing as it was purchased at Big Lots.

Covergirl Full Lash Bloom Mascara

David actually bought me this at the store! He just came home with it one day and was like “I bought you makeup!” all proud. When he whipped out a mascara I was thinking “oh dear god it’s gonna be like a brown waterproof formula”, but he ended up getting a good one in exactly the right color. GO DAVID!

Dollar Store Nail Gems

A bit tacky? Sure. But why not spice up the nail game very once and a while. E helped me pick out these two suckers for my party nail the other night.

Lash Paradise Mascara in Mystic Black

I know. It has taken me FAR too long to review this already adored mascara. I plan to do a full review as I have been using it now for awhile. I do like it, but I also have some things to say about it.

L’Oreal Blend Artist Foundation Blender

Per Youtuber Casey Holmes, I purchased this sponge. It took me FOREVER to finally find one but I really needed it, seeing as I lost my Beauty Blender a month or two ago. So far, I realllllly like this and to me, it is better than the Real Techniques one! I also want to try to Flower Beauty one from Wal-Mart but they are out of stock errrrywhere.

Wet’n’Wild Color Blast Mascara in Cobalt Blue

I’ve been really wanting to try blue mascara as of late, so I picked this up the other day at Rite Aid. It was in a Halloween-type display with lots of other colors. It is a rather bright blue, which is awesome. The formula however, is not the best.

Wet’n’Wild Eyeliner in Navy

I realized my favorite Jordana liner was about 237 years old so I decided to not risk a sty and toss it. I do want to invest in a nicer, high-end blue liner but for now this’ll do.

What have YOU purchased from the drugstore recently?