I have the day off!

Ordinarily, I have 2 days off in a row but lately they have been split. Now, instead of procrastinating on to-do items like laundry, going to the bank or trips to the recycling center, I pounce like a tiger and knock em out faster than the Missoni collection at Target. Which I am ticked that I missed. Oh, the perils of life in Jackson.

On today’s list:

• Bank
• Laundry
• Vacuum
• Recycling
• Work out
• Go to volleyball practice
• Paint nails
• Figure out how to lose 5 pounds before Mexico

Thrilling.

In other news, I joined this gym.

I was a member before and I am pumped about re-joining and probably doing Jazzercise. And Zumba. Yes, you heard me right.

These are the highlights. The low-lights?

• Stupid boys lifting waaaay to much wight and have doused themselves in Axe body spray.
• Crickets who are running 10 miles at a 7 incline on the dreadmill. *Crickets are what I call people who are ridiculously skinny.
• Really old men on the recumbent bike, wearing short-shorts. And you know why…
• Overly enthusiastic class instructors who try to get you to come in and join their class because nobody is in there. I have to admit, I always feel bad for these goons and end up shlepping myself into the group exercise room out of sheer pity.

In other news…

I have re-gained my Kitchen Aid paddle attachment…RTR (raise the roof)! Which means the abundance of cupcakes, monster cookies and maybe peanut butter and jelly bars.

I have successfully renewed my passport. Which I annoyingly had to rush (and pay en extra $60) because I waited too long and our Mexico trip is just weeks away.

All for now.

Have a great day you little jarnickles.