I. Have. A. NEPHEW.

And he has tiny nipples and tiny armpits. And he is perfect. And he has captured my heart and I haven’t even met him yet. Oh, and his name is Tate.

Megan, thanks for gettin preg and pushing this being out of ya. I really appreciate it. And Ben, you did okay too because now I can say all of these things:

• Tater tot (obvi)
• Tater McTottikins
• T8-Dogg (Must be listening to Regulators while rocking him)
• The Tate Escape
• See ya Tater!

Best friends, we will be ♥