At the ripe ol’ age of 31 you might think my bachelorette party days are over, but this summer has proven two things:
- My bachelorette party days are definitely NOT over (you might say, they have only just begun)
- It is ALWAYS funny to ask people if you can try on something they are wearing <- unrelated
Anyweeez – last weekend I drove the 6 hours to Spokane to party it up with the ‘bians for Amy and Shannon’s joint bachelorette. My dear sisters Megan and Rachel arrived with Nan in tow at the Oxford Suites on the Spokane river with enough time to procure the LARGEST pours of sh*tty wine and snap a few pics.
Then, we headed up to the room to decorate and try our hardest not to prematurely stick our faces in the cake.
The gals started to arrive and dranks were drunk. My auntie got Amy this awesome shirt!
Then, we headed out to Nyne (which also happens to be the venue for the wedding).
My cuz DJ C-Mad was spinning the hits and Rachel and I just wanted to dance to Drake. Haha. After a bit, we headed over to the other gay bar in Spokane, Irvs.
And thennnnn the DJ at Irvs had Amy and Shannon sit down on the stage while people danced up on em. It was gross. And sweet. And slightly sweaty. After that, they were instructed to stand in the middle of the dance floor and everyone who loved them was told to encircle them. Macklemore’s Same Love started playing as this big ol’ gay group hug just got larger and larger.
Of course I lost it. I just started crying. SUCH a sap you guys I’m sorry! But I couldn’t help it. Amy just means the absolute world to me and the fact that the LGBT community has had to deal with ANY kind of sh*t over the years LITerally makes me wanna vom. Like come on people. But anyways – it was awesome and Rachel got part of it on vid…(sorry the camera gets flipped the wrong way JUST DEAL K?)