Do you like the graphic? I made it using clip art.

1: What are you wearing?

Ugly Banana Republic “business woman” pants, F21 tank and Target cardi. Haven’t changed after work. So profesh.

2: Ever been in love?

Yes.

3: Ever had a terrible breakup?

I have had one terrible relationship so the breakup was actually a GODSEND.

4: How tall are you?

5’11″1/2 sometimes referred to as 6 foot denial.

5: How much do you weigh?

Around a buck-fifty.

6: Any tattoos?

Nope.

7: Any piercings?

Just two, in my ears which I got when I was a SENIOR in high school. Late bloomer much?

8: OTP (One True Pairing: what’s your favorite fictional couple)?

Jim and Pam from The Office. Hands down.

9: Favorite show?

Of all time? Geez. Probably Sex and the City. Lately? Breaking Bad.

10: Favorite bands?

Um…the cast of Frozen?

11: Something you miss?

Being able to eat 2 bagels for lunch and still wear a size 4.

12: Favorite song?

Wow, this is hard. I guess I’d say “Imagine” by John Lennon because it is perfect.

13: How old are you?

30 years YOUNG.

14: Zodiac sign?

Capricorn. The goat.

15: Quality you look for in a partner?

Humor.

16: Favorite Quote?

“Contrary to popular belief, the most dangerous animal is not the lion or tiger or even the elephant. The most dangerous animal is a shark riding on an elephant, just trampling and eating everything they see.” – Jack Handy

17: Favorite actor?

John Lithgow is nice.

Also, Bill Murray.

18: Favorite color?

Pink!

19: Loud music or soft?

Soft I guess?

20: Where do you go when you’re sad?

A shopping mall.

21: How long does it take you to shower?

10-15 min

22: How long does it take you to get ready in the morning?

Like 45 minutes.

23: Ever been in a physical fight?

Um no. That scares the piss out of me.

24: Turn on?

YSL L’Homme cologne. Srsly so good.

25: Turn off?

Men who are too “pretty”.

26: The reason I joined Youtube?

I am only on YouTube to watch others. But I have made 3 videos and they are the best on the WWW.

27: Fears?

Snakes for sure.

28: Last thing that made you cry?

I bawled the last time I watched Shine, starring Geoffrey Rush (also an amazing actor).

29: Last time you said you loved someone?

Like 2 hours ago, I texted it to Bryan.

30: Meaning behind your YouTube Name?

It’s m’name. I’m SO clever you guys.

31: Last book you read?

The Favored Child, by Philipa Gregory

32: The book you’re currently reading?

Those Who Save Us, by Jenna Blum (currently loving)

33: Last show you watched?

Dexter!

34: Last person you talked to?

Bryan

35: The relationship between you and the person you last texted?

Hahahahaaa the last text on my phone is the pharmacy telling me my prescriptions are ready! I am so old.

36: Favorite food?

Pizza!

37: Place you want to visit?

New Zealand!

38: Last place you were?

Vacation wise – Whistler, Canada. Literally- the doctor’s office.

39: Do you have a crush?

Yes. On Bryan, first and foremost. Secondly, Conan O’Brien. He really does it for me. (I’m in no way kidding)

40: Last time you kissed someone?

This mornin’

41: Last time you were insulted?

So- here’s the thing. I am pretty sensitive about the way I look. I know, I have a blog so WTF am I doing? Well, I don’t post photos I don’t like (duh) and I try to keep things light-hearted here. One time, a guy at a bar told me I looked like Brooke Hogan and I literally didn’t come out of my apartment for a month.

42: Favorite flavor of sweet?

Cotton candy and/or birthday cake. And I like the buttered popcorn Jelly Bellies.

43: What instruments do you play??

Clarinet, a teensy bit of piano and yes, the RECORDER! I whistle nicely, too.

44: Favorite piece of jewelery?

Duurrr, my engagement ring!

45: Last sport you played?

I am pretty sure I threw the football around with Bryan at some point last fall. But actually played? I helped coach varsity volleyball at Jackson Hole High School a couple years ago?

46: Last song you sang?

Let it Go from Frozen, obviously.

47: Favorite chat up line?

I always liked, “Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?” So cheesy.

48: Have you ever used it?

Yes, on Bryan last night so he would get up to get me a glass of water 🙂

49: Last time you hung out with anyone?

Netflix counts I assume?

50: Who should answer these questions next?

EVERYONE. Everywhere.