Do you like the graphic? I made it using clip art.
1: What are you wearing?
Ugly Banana Republic “business woman” pants, F21 tank and Target cardi. Haven’t changed after work. So profesh.
2: Ever been in love?
3: Ever had a terrible breakup?
I have had one terrible relationship so the breakup was actually a GODSEND.
4: How tall are you?
5’11″1/2 sometimes referred to as 6 foot denial.
5: How much do you weigh?
Around a buck-fifty.
6: Any tattoos?
7: Any piercings?
Just two, in my ears which I got when I was a SENIOR in high school. Late bloomer much?
8: OTP (One True Pairing: what’s your favorite fictional couple)?
Jim and Pam from The Office. Hands down.
9: Favorite show?
Of all time? Geez. Probably Sex and the City. Lately? Breaking Bad.
10: Favorite bands?
Um…the cast of Frozen?
11: Something you miss?
Being able to eat 2 bagels for lunch and still wear a size 4.
12: Favorite song?
Wow, this is hard. I guess I’d say “Imagine” by John Lennon because it is perfect.
13: How old are you?
30 years YOUNG.
14: Zodiac sign?
Capricorn. The goat.
15: Quality you look for in a partner?
16: Favorite Quote?
“Contrary to popular belief, the most dangerous animal is not the lion or tiger or even the elephant. The most dangerous animal is a shark riding on an elephant, just trampling and eating everything they see.” – Jack Handy
17: Favorite actor?
John Lithgow is nice.
Also, Bill Murray.
18: Favorite color?
19: Loud music or soft?
Soft I guess?
20: Where do you go when you’re sad?
A shopping mall.
21: How long does it take you to shower?
22: How long does it take you to get ready in the morning?
Like 45 minutes.
23: Ever been in a physical fight?
Um no. That scares the piss out of me.
24: Turn on?
YSL L’Homme cologne. Srsly so good.
25: Turn off?
Men who are too “pretty”.
26: The reason I joined Youtube?
I am only on YouTube to watch others. But I have made 3 videos and they are the best on the WWW.
Snakes for sure.
28: Last thing that made you cry?
I bawled the last time I watched Shine, starring Geoffrey Rush (also an amazing actor).
29: Last time you said you loved someone?
Like 2 hours ago, I texted it to Bryan.
30: Meaning behind your YouTube Name?
It’s m’name. I’m SO clever you guys.
31: Last book you read?
The Favored Child, by Philipa Gregory
32: The book you’re currently reading?
Those Who Save Us, by Jenna Blum (currently loving)
33: Last show you watched?
34: Last person you talked to?
35: The relationship between you and the person you last texted?
Hahahahaaa the last text on my phone is the pharmacy telling me my prescriptions are ready! I am so old.
36: Favorite food?
37: Place you want to visit?
38: Last place you were?
Vacation wise – Whistler, Canada. Literally- the doctor’s office.
39: Do you have a crush?
Yes. On Bryan, first and foremost. Secondly, Conan O’Brien. He really does it for me. (I’m in no way kidding)
40: Last time you kissed someone?
41: Last time you were insulted?
So- here’s the thing. I am pretty sensitive about the way I look. I know, I have a blog so WTF am I doing? Well, I don’t post photos I don’t like (duh) and I try to keep things light-hearted here. One time, a guy at a bar told me I looked like Brooke Hogan and I literally didn’t come out of my apartment for a month.
42: Favorite flavor of sweet?
Cotton candy and/or birthday cake. And I like the buttered popcorn Jelly Bellies.
43: What instruments do you play??
Clarinet, a teensy bit of piano and yes, the RECORDER! I whistle nicely, too.
44: Favorite piece of jewelery?
Duurrr, my engagement ring!
45: Last sport you played?
I am pretty sure I threw the football around with Bryan at some point last fall. But actually played? I helped coach varsity volleyball at Jackson Hole High School a couple years ago?
46: Last song you sang?
Let it Go from Frozen, obviously.
47: Favorite chat up line?
I always liked, “Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?” So cheesy.
48: Have you ever used it?
Yes, on Bryan last night so he would get up to get me a glass of water 🙂
49: Last time you hung out with anyone?
Netflix counts I assume?
50: Who should answer these questions next?